In this call, the prankster has randomly selected a name from the Yellow Pages and pulled the prank. The situation becomes quite tricky as the prankster is confirming the shipment of weed to this residence.

 

She: Hello? Carter residence, Ashley speaking.

You: Ms Carter, I have your shipment of weed ready. Where do you want it delivered?

She: Excuse me!? I never ordered any weed. Who is this?

You: We have a record of purchase under your name along with all your details.

She: There has to be some kind of mistake. My parents are going to kill me if they find out about this.

You:I just wanted to confirm the address.

She: Don't send anything here. There's been a mistake.

You: The order has been paid for and I have to do my job.

She: OMG!! My parents are home. They're going to kill me.

You: The order will be delivered by 4 p.m. today. Have a good day, ma'am.

Calling a restaurant and messing with the person who picks up the call for an order is definitely priceless. Most of us have tried this, and succeeded. Here, the prankster has called a Chinese restaurant and is placing an order for American fast food.

 

He: Hello and thanks for calling Yang Chow restaurant.

You: Yeah, hi. I wanted to place an order for delivery.

He: Yes sir, what would you like to order?

You: Can I get 2 cheeseburgers, 2 fries, and 2 large cokes, please?

He: I'm sorry. We are a Chinese restaurant.

You: And can you add jalapeГ±os to the burgers, please? Thanks.

He: We don't serve that kind of food here.

You: What?? You don't. That's racist. Cheeseburgers not good enough for you guys?

He: Sir, for the last time. This is a Chinese place. We don't serve fast food here.

You: You know what, I am going to report you. Let's see how many customers come to your restaurant now.

Sender: Honey, Text: Hi, honey! I'm in the bar with friends, drinking the last glass and going home. If I'll not be home after 30 min, please read this message again.

Victim: Hello?

Troll: Hello?

Victim: Uh, hi. Who is this and what do you want?

Troll: What? Oh no no no no no! It is YOU who is calling me. Ok, so what did YOU need?

Victim: No no I didn't call you. You called me. Wait, who is this??

Troll: NO! I didn't call you! You are the one who called me! Now i ask one more time who are you and why did you call my at this time of day/night?

Victim: What???? Okay I'm going to hang up now. Bye.

Troll: Ok bye.

 

(Call same person again)

 

Victim: Hello?

Troll: Hello? Who is this?

Victim: Who are you? (or he might say ITS YOU AGAIN)

Troll: Oh My Gosh stop calling me!

Victim: No, YOU stop calling ME! I did not call you.

Troll: Oh yes you did, and stop calling me!

Victim: "Hello?"

Troll: "Hi, this is the person who owns the red Mazda you hit yesterday?"

Victim: "Excuse me?"

Troll: "You left a note on my car. You hit the side of my car in the Shop Rite parking lot? Thanks so much for leaving a note - I know so many shmucks would just drive away."

Victim: "No, I'm sorry, I didn't go to Shop Rite yesterday. There must be some mistake."

Troll: "But this is the number that was left. Look, man, my car is completely ruined. I took it to the shop this morning and there's at least five thousand dollars in damages here. I can't even drive it for three days."

Victim: "I'm sorry, but that really wasn't me."

Troll: "So you're changing your tune now, eh, Mr. Good citizen?"

Victim: "Look, I'm going hang up now."

Troll: "Don't worry - I'll be right over to talk about this. Good thing you left your address too!"