Victim: Uh, hi. Who is this and what do you want?
Troll: What? Oh no no no no no! It is YOU who is calling me. Ok, so what did YOU need?
Victim: No no I didn't call you. You called me. Wait, who is this??
Troll: NO! I didn't call you! You are the one who called me! Now i ask one more time who are you and why did you call my at this time of day/night?
Victim: What???? Okay I'm going to hang up now. Bye.
Troll: Ok bye.
(Call same person again)
Troll: Hello? Who is this?
Victim: Who are you? (or he might say ITS YOU AGAIN)
Troll: Oh My Gosh stop calling me!
Victim: No, YOU stop calling ME! I did not call you.
Troll: Oh yes you did, and stop calling me!