Chinese restaurant
Calling a restaurant and messing with the person who picks up the call for an order is definitely priceless. Most of us have tried this, and succeeded. Here, the prankster has called a Chinese restaurant and is placing an order for American fast food.
He: Hello and thanks for calling Yang Chow restaurant.
You: Yeah, hi. I wanted to place an order for delivery.
He: Yes sir, what would you like to order?
You: Can I get 2 cheeseburgers, 2 fries, and 2 large cokes, please?
He: I'm sorry. We are a Chinese restaurant.
You: And can you add jalapeГ±os to the burgers, please? Thanks.
He: We don't serve that kind of food here.
You: What?? You don't. That's racist. Cheeseburgers not good enough for you guys?
He: Sir, for the last time. This is a Chinese place. We don't serve fast food here.
You: You know what, I am going to report you. Let's see how many customers come to your restaurant now.